i’m going to make up a song. it’s going to be called, “don’t be a jackass.”

it will go like this:

“don’t be a jackass.
don’t be a jackass.
don’t beeeee a jackaaaaaass
get over it already
you emo fucking jackass.”

and i’m going to sing it very loudly. but not here. because i don’t allow jackasses in my house. because i’m SMART like that.