jeremy: if a star trek convention came to asheville, who do you think anthony would make you dress up as?
me: if a star trek convention came to asheville, i think you’d have to be anthony’s date.
jeremy: who should i dress up as, then?
me: spock.
jeremy: no, i’d dress up as yoda. go to a star trek convention as yoda… haaaaahahahahahaha… that would be like suicide. do you know who yoda is?
me: yes.
jeremy: ok, so you get why that’s funny. spock is the only guy you know from star trek, isn’t he?
me: …yeah.
jeremy: *shakes head sorrowfully* oh mom. we have so much to teach you. perhaps we should get you some sort of textbook.