i’m making eyeball cookies with the kids in a few minutes. my mother gave the kids this kit to make them a long time ago, and we never got around to it. hopefully it’s still good. and then i’m going to take my little girl and her friend and try on clothes and see what i should wear to the show tonight.

eyeball cookies, happy kids and bootsy collins live.

seriously, this is why i can’t believe in karma. there’s no way i deserve all this.